Moving right along: We need to address another question.
Namely, will this parody of a paper continue? Well, we aren't
sure. Assuming that it will, here are some possible article
subjects one could possibly expect in upcoming issues in the future*:

-Society: A Nuisance, or Simply Unnecessary?
-Various Reviews of Completely Inappropriate Review Issues
-Interviews (if anyone cares)
-More National and International News
-Absolutely No Tabloid News!

*The Vulture Department of Redundancy Department does not condone nor advocate the views expressed in the article, except where appropriate. Furthermore, The Vulture Department of Redundancy Department does not condone nor advocate the views expressed in the article, except where appropriate.